Strictly Business 2016-11-27 | *MBA Association* - CampusGroups at UC Berkeley Haas School of Business

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When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day.┬áWhy, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

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Welcome to Strictly Business
Communications Global in Leadership The Worldwide!

Well it's been a year of me┬ásending these emails out, but in the words of someone, "anything that doesn't last forever ends". It's been a real nightmare pumping these newsletters out every week. Really took a toll on me. If you don't believe me, just look at this before and after picture of me and the Strictly Business team:

Which brings me to the new app I'm starting called "Skelefy" which will turn your FB profile pictures into a skeleton version of it.

Lastly, I'd like to put all the rumors to rest that I'm being forced out of office because of the embezzlement and arson and grand theft and gross negligence. The truth is that I'm leaving to spend more time with my family. And I'm looking forward for our deer friend Paul Norton to take the reins (get it?).
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MBAA Town Hall┬á
Wed, 11/30 12:30pm - 1:30pm @Courtyard
Come meet the new MBAA executive board. Share your thoughts and ideas moving into the new year.

Peterson Speaker Series - Human Rights Info/Link┬á
Tue, 12/6 12:15pm - 1:30pm @Wells Fargo Room
This panel will highlight innovative technology solutions to advance human rights in supply chains.

Adobe Photoshop/Creative Cloud Class - for charity!┬á┬áInfo/Link┬á
Mon, 11/28 4:30pm-6pm @C337
Learn this super useful software while raising money for C4C. Tilt to confirm spot.

Hult Workshop┬á┬áInfo/Link┬á
Mon, 11/28, 6pm-8pm, @Wells Fargo Room
The world's largest movement for social impact.

LAUNCH Accelerator Applications Open┬á┬áInfo/Link┬á
Applications due 11/28
Looking to grow your startup or social enterprise?

Dean's Speaker Series Rosalind Brewer, CEO, Sam's Club ┬á Register Here
Tue, 11/29 12:30pm-1:30pm @Wells Fargo Room
On Forbes 100 Most Powerful Women in the World & Most Powerful Black Women List

AR Startup Hacks┬á┬áInfo/Link┬á
Fri, 12/2 - Sat, 12/3, @iLab
All-night Augmented Reality Hackathon with Engineering and Business students!

2017 KeyBank Minority MBA Student Case Competition Info/Link
Register by 12/2
For more information, visit the link above.

The Global Social Venture Competition 2017┬á┬áInfo/Link┬á
Applications due 12/5
Applications are now open! If you have a young startup aiming to make an impact.

C3 Fund: Professional Development Reimbursement┬áInfo/Link
Apply for up to $150 for costs of conference attendance, case competitions, or career events!
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Haas Rock Show (proceeds to C4C)┬á┬áInfo/Link┬á
Mon, 11/28 8pm @Ivy Room, Albany
1st and 2nd year Haas bands JAMMING – BE THERE!

Diversity Theater
Th, 12/1 4-6pm @S489
Screening "13th", a documentary about the consequences of the US Constitution's 13th Amendment (that abolished slavery). ┬á┬á┬á

Goldman School x Haas Mixer!┬á┬á┬á
Thu, 12/1 9pm @Tap Haus, Berkeley
Get to know some Goldman School Public Policy people!!

Drrrrageoke!┬á┬á┬á
Fri, 12/2 6pm @Chevron Auditorium, International House
Watch cohorts compete in the final steps towards cohort domination – special guests this year!

Episode 3 of Humans of Haas Info/Link
It's all about love. Follow the link to tune in for the new podcast episode.

Get the Social Calendar
(1) Go to Gmail Calendar; (2) At left, click arrow next to "Other calendars"; (3) Select "Add by URL"; (4) Enter this: http://bit.ly/1CcoF7Y; (5) Select "Add Calendar"

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Birthdays!

11/27┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áGia Yim
11/28┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áMikhael Abebe
11/28┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áMaxwell Kushner-Lenhoff
11/29┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áIlya Bukeev
11/29┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áDiego Greene
12/01┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áKasey Koopmans
12/02┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áFabian Poliak
12/02┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áAdrian Williams
12/04┬á┬á ┬á┬á┬á ┬áRichard Erlank

Business Term of the Week:┬á"Human Resources"┬á

1. (noun) The term our robot/alien overlords will use to refer to us when our bio-electricity is being harvested to power their spaceships.

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